Rules:
1) Switch to "All regions"
2) Switch to "1"
3) Only one Pokemon per question.
4) Tag at least one person when you're finished.
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1) This is you
Minun
(Is this trying to tell me how negative I am because I am very concerned that some random Pokemon generator would be that perceptive)
2) This pokemon is your boss you need to impress for a promotion
Squirtle
(Aaaw yeah, this promotion will be easy as pie!)
3) This pokemon is your partner in a science project
Bonsly
Who am I kidding, this thing IS the science project. How can you be a rock AND a plant. I didn't struggle through 2 years of biology for this shit
4) This pokemon is looking for any possible way to murder you
Lunatone
Probs cause I keep murdering its brethren in Emerald. Soz, but my Altaria needed the levels weird moonrock with a beak.
5) This pokemon is your Girlfriend/Boyfriend
Altaria
Speaking of which.
Excuse me, I am going to get married to my cloud-friend.
6) This pokemon is your Ex
Sentret
GDI, I love Sentret.
7) This pokemon stalks you every waking moment
Tranquill
So there is an angry pigeon stalking me. Anything new?
8) This pokemon stole all your cheesecake
Shelmet
TBH, I probably gave it my cheesecake.
9) This pokemon is what you felt in your bed last night
Beartic
No wonder I was freezing.
I guess I got the "cold shoulder"
My my, did I give a frosty enough reception?
Way to "break the ice"
....I'm fine, really I am....
10) This pokemon punched your mom
Solosis
I suspect that Mum let it punch her.
Or I haven't yet seen how truely horrific this thing can be, one or the other.
11) This pokemon would do anything to steal your shoes
Servine
Senpai has noticed you being a little weeb shit, so stop stealing my god damn shoes.
My footsies are freezing thanks to a certain polar bear.
12) This pokemon died by your hands
Luxio
No.
I deny this
NO
NOOOOO
13) This pokemon is your companion for life
Fennekin
IMMA LOVE THIS NOW. THIS ALMOST MAKES UP FOR SAYING I KILLED A LUXIO
Actucally, no, not really.
But good try.
14) This pokemon is your loving pet
Scolipede
I dun mind if it loves me, but I severely dislike bug types.
15) This pokemon is your dentist
Deoxys
It came from outta space...
Just to do a fucking checkup are you kidding me?
0/10 worst movie concept ever.
Of all time.
16) This pokemon is what you dream about every day
Kangaskhan
I'm sure I had a witty joke here for almost any pokemon...
But not Kangaskhan, Kangaskhan is adorable
17) This is the pokemon you found in your basement when you moved into your new house
Larvesta
FUCK OFF FIRE BUGS
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Told you I'd do this Festivalights
Anywho, I tag no one because these things are ancient history.